1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Houston, we have a blender
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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