I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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