I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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