ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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