The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
honey bunches of taint.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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