it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
and she was petting her beer can
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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