My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
