I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
