Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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