physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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