Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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