My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Randomize