he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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