if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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