Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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