Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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