Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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