Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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