If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The uberlube is also flammable
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Randomize
