I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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