So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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