is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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