I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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