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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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