So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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