We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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