I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Never joke about your clitoris.
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