Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I cut my penus on the lid.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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