It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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