dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
