i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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