Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
