I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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