So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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