Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
