My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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