It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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