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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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