if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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