Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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