Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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