I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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