So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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