i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
