winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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