He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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