covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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