Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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