this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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