They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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