Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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