I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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