Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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