ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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