And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My vagina is officially offended.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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