I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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