True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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